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why is
aurorabeam
the laggiest move in the game
it's like laggier than overheat and hyperbeam combined
if you shoot aurora beam
in the duration of recovery time
you can get up
go to the kitchen, make a sandwich
eat half of it
come back
and you still unable to do anything
aurora beam is so laggy 
you're helping the opponent time yourself out
aurora beam has so much recovery
that emolga can fly out from across the world in unova
over the ocean
come into battle
and still zap you
aurorabeam takes so long to recover 
a speed debuff machamp from the other side of haunted house can walk up to you and grab you and you can't do anything
aurorabeam takes so long to recover
by the time you're able to make your next move, Darkrai has already been out for 6 months

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Aurora Beam is so laggy...

 

that I can learn how to understand, read, and write in braile

watch every single episode

of every single series of Pokemon

write out the subs of each dialogue in braile

backwards

have a professional proofread it

do it all over again

scribe them on stone tablets and hide them around the world

and by the time all of these tablets have been discovered

aurora beam STILL be in recovery

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Aurora beam is so laggy that you can make a thread on Pokken Arena forums for your character for the optimal combo, wait for replies, and come back to punish with your newfound knowledge.

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Aurora Beam is so laggy that by the time it finishes you've already had a cup of coffee and watched the entire Godfather trilogy.

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It is said that the oldest being in the universe, XAbsoluted, witnessed the first ever aurora beam many eons ago. The endlag from this beam can still be felt to this day. Once XAbsoluted learned how to deal with the beam, he hands never stopped CADCing.

Edited by Andr0id18

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aurora beam is so laggy

You can go

Sit down

Open twitch

Go to supermcgamer and watch Zeldathon, a 6 day charity event, this time for St. Jude, where a group of people play Zelda games 

Yes even the CDI ones 

Then wait for the next Zeldathon, in the summer

Watch that

Hopefully donate

And aurora beam will still be recovering.

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Aurora Beam is so laggy

You can go on Amazon

Search for a Wii U LAN Adapter

Buy one

Wait for it to be delivered to your house

Plug it in

Get back to your game and Aurora Beam STILL recovering

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Aurora beam is so laggy

I will go to sea world

Go see the killer whale show

To see the world famous Shamu

the xii

And then volunteer to feed it anchovies

It bites my arm off

Get picked up by ambulance 

Gets a flat tire halfway there

Calls for Uber to pick me and medics up

After 2 denies, one picks us up 

Drunk

We crash into the ER

We survive initial crash

Then explosion happens 

I die

And then a picture of me gets hung up at home

By my great great grandchildren 

And as they play Mr mime dlc on their super switch 5.0

and

Aurora beam still recovering 

 

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Okay so before the lag of aurora beam I was able to 

Complete a full day of work

Bang a girl

Get 8 hours of sleep

Wake up the next day

Have breakfast

Take a Piss

Make a VGC team

Spend time with family

 

 

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Aurora Beam is so laggy that I can teach a cat to churn butter and it will make enough cases to sell online and I will teach a raccoon the logistics and process of inventory/shipping the butter and by the time it gets to the customers they will call me and ask "wow how did you make this magnificent butter" and I told them the cat did it and the news and media will be hounding us about our butter then the raccoon will get jealous and he will leave us and I won't be able to find another raccoon so I have to close shop but we have all the royalties to our secret recipe that we sold and overall raised enough money to bribe TPCi to release Pokkén v1.5 on console for the Switch and they will do it and then then we will go to WCS after the cat and I have qualified but then I have to beat the butter cat in losers finals then to my surprise I meet the butter raccoon in grand finals and he uses his crogunk to defeat my empoleon and then he uses his money that he won to start his own butter churning business then i cry and go back home and decide to play more Pokkén but wait, aurora beam is STILL recovering

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Aurora Beam is so laggy that I can lose to it in round one of pools, make the losers run, come back in grand finals, and STILL have enough time to punish the recovery.

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7 hours ago, Twixxie said:

Aurora Beam is so laggy that I can lose to it in round one of pools, make the losers run, come back in grand finals, and STILL have enough time to punish the recovery.

OH MY SWEET TWIXXIE

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Aurorabeam is so laggy 
I could use it, get up, make North Florida exist, walk from North Florida to socal, wait until 7 wnfs have passed, go to the next wnf, say hi to rudafuda, swim to Japan, get a job, play empoleon until he comes out on console, use my leftover money to buy a rowboat and circumnavigate the globe on that rowboat, go back to north Florida, make it stop existing again, and then I still won't have recovered from the lag

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